topherchris is the best elf since Will Ferrell
@millienand1: Thanks for including me in your... →
I’m in some very cool company. millienand1: 4nyc.tumblr.com : momoney433.tumblr.com : thatssonyc.tumblr.com : Newyork.tumblr.com : Prodigal.tumblr.com : Pryl.tumblr.com : nolagrrlnyc.tumblr.com : summerbabi.tumblr.com : randomnyc.tumblr.com : hellonewyork.tumblr.com : subwaydouchery.tumblr.com : whew…
katherinecm-deactivated20100619 asked: If you had to take a paid sabbatical & couldn't work for an entire year, what would you do with the time?
I think my self-eval just became my official eval
My boss thanked my several times between yesterday and today for submitting it. And I made it easy for her by going ahead and writing it in the third person. I hope she edits out the part where I said I look cute in bunny ears.
That's what my job is missing right now ... I need...
Divergent - Chapter 3
paulosthegreek: Mathcat brings us to the end of the midway point in our tales. What is Pete’s idea and how will things work out for Andy? Read on… toomanycooks: “Listen. I had a great idea! Remember all of those times you had to stop guys from bullying me? Well, now you can help me put a stop to it forever.” Pete’s eyes sparked with excitement, but they didn’t turn orange. He would never tell...
My PSA for all my dudes: Carmen Electra shaves men... →
In celebration of National Arbor Day, Carmen Electra is teaming up with Philips Norelco to challenge men to “Deforest Yourself. Reforest the World.”
Older styles will be slightly adjusted in... →
Words to live by.
Oh that's a whole other class of demons
girlvanized replied to your post: Sometime when I hang up the phone I know every time I pay my insane phone bill it sucks my will and soul. Is that the same? I’d put the phone bill in the imps class while speaking to a phone rep or the types of people I was referring to in the dementors category.
For perhaps the first time ever a NYC subway was... →
(via cwj) I did not know that.
Sometime when I hang up the phone
I think a little piece of my soul was being sucked out of my ear. Don’t suck souls people. It’s not nice.
You can't spell giggle without a tittle
Just had a yummy celebration dinner
with one of my favorite people in the world. He quit smoking 20 years ago today. That should give me many more years of being his bratty little pseudo-sister.
Ordering new business cards ... and a cape
@catty1: I lurve my new title - Our Lady of...
You too totally rock and next time I’m out on your side of the continent I’m gonna hug you silly.
Ah, there's the rub kids ... I'm not convinced...
and I’ve given up on getting a title change. For some reason our HR people don’t know how to create a salary band for positions including descriptives like Maven, Czarina, Goddess, Most-Fabulous-Employee-That-You-Totally-Don’t-Deserve, Sweetie-Pie-Of-The-Universe, Brainiac Bombshell, Pin-up Programmer …
If any of you really cared you'd write my...
@thisismyboard: Well I think being from the South
gives up each bombshell bonus points.
Too Many Cooks: Buzz - chapter 3 →
Stanley spins in his seat, but is his message understood … an open window could bring fresh air or more danger … where has Richard driven us off to now? Stanley waited for the familiar lurch of the truck moving but didn’t feel it. All he did feel was his roommate shaking, almost as fast as he was. He risked a tentative peek out the window and saw the park with its expanse of green...
If you still had a beard in the afternoon they...
I went to a presentation last night called “History of Jewish Gangs on the Lower East Side.” Why? Cause it sounded interesting and it was Wednesday. The presenter normally does this as part of a walking tour of the Lower East Side but this was sponsored by the NYC Parks & Recreation Department at one of the neighborhood centers. Maybe this is why I don’t mind paying that...
I just got the message "Hello Bombshell"
It was in a Victoria’s Secret email but that still counts, right?
Too Many Cooks: WXYZ - Chapter 3 →
Paul tries to get some legal help for Wesley but then we find that he may have found something even better for him. Previously The meeting with his solicitor had not gone well. He simply wouldn’t listen to reason. Wesley had explained patiently that there was nothing in the deed stating that he had to be dead before availing himself of a mausoleum’s accommodation. The air-headed lawyer had...
NOBODY SAID ANYBODY WAS DEAD.
monkeyfrog: We’re Not In Kansas Anymore - Chapter 3 I was not expecting the knock on my door, but I can’t say I was surprised, either. I scuffed from the kitchen where my tea was brewing to the front door, and I spied with my little eye a nice yet official-looking lady in a monochrome suit. A suited woman at your door in a long strand of faux-pearls during broad daylight is never a good...
If she keeps wearing those Hello Kitty earmuffs
they may start paying her in lollipops.
Quality Trainer Available - will relocate
Just thought I’d throw this out to the Tumblrverse. No, this is about me, although I am still blushing a bit from being called a super trainer last night. Nope, that didn’t sound quite right. Anyway … A friend, currently in the San Francisco area, is looking for a position in the training or account manager areas. He has experience in financial, governmental and healthcare...
You can't rush cashew butter
OK, stop playing with my button values– this one was me
Gee, time flies when you’re really stressed.– not me, but could have been me, but wasn’t me today
Wrapup for Round 4, Week 2
coyotesqrl: toomanycooks: Things began to flesh out in the current set of stories from Too Many Cooks. If you haven’t read any of them this round, now is the time to start! After leaving Raiquen at the bar, Fernando finds that he doesn’t know where he is. More importantly, he doesn’t know when he is. The intervention of a young woman saves him from certain arrest in my chapter of “Lost Cities...
itiswellwithmysoul: Sounds much better this morning than he did yesterday. Keep up the prayers. Thank you for keeping us updated. But you take care of yourself too. :)
"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask...
aerissa: ~ Dr. Howard Thurman
@jonathaneunice: That's what I told her but I...
Maybe I should have made up a story. Maybe next time.
@mijatovic: I can't be snarky to you :)
It was easier to answer the question than teach...
But I’ll be sure to include something about my being helpful in every way on my self-evaluation that’s due later this week.
Press 2 if you'd like a snarky answer
One of my bosses just called to ask me why people say gesundheit when someone sneezes.